"We're all Farrar Mates Now"

Legal Obligations

Dear All,

Recently, rumours have surfaced concerning the possibility of the Farrar Mates team being involved in the creation of FarrarLeaks.org.

Due to legal reasons, we will not be publishing David's possible guest post.

We will be unable to discuss this issue further during the coming weeks.

Regards,

Farrar's Mates

Farrar Leaks From Mates to Mates

Looks like DPF has been looking after his mates, at the expense of his other mates.

I added a few friends and acquaintances who are interested in politics to a list to get the package stopping asset sales and doing a tax switch to my normal supporters list.

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On it inter alia was David Farrar.

But it turned out David was not as trustworthy as Mallard hoped. And poor clumsy Trevor had to take the blame:

My bad. I’m sorry.

Another lesson for mates of Farrar.

*UPDATE: DPF says it was not him. Sorry for doubting you David.

He's my mate (on facebook)

Great news everyone! I am the first of the Farrar Mates team to become 'facebook friends' with David Farrar himself.

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David Farrar is my mate, not like Cathy Odgers who didn't accept my friend request for some reason.

It's Official, DPF Has More Mates Than Dale

First of all, for those of you that were worrying about the future of your favourite blogging mate:

I’m not going to, and never would, do an Iain Dale and stop blogging – I enjoy it too much for that.

I suspected that with this attitude, David must have a lot more mates than his conservative mate Iain.

A brief data grab from Google Reader backs this up:

• David has 1,348 subscribers in Reader and makes 61.8 posts per week.

• Iain has 638 subscribers in Reader and makes 0.5 posts per week.

Well done David.

And it seems even DPF can never have enough mates.

But what I am going to try, is to see if there are any readers interested in helping out with Kiwiblog. These are not paid roles, but volunteer roles. A chance to contribute, and if you really want have a fancy title

Any takers?

Imaginary friend?

Cameron Slater of Whale Oil Beef Hooked made some pretty harsh comments about the nature of David P. Farrar's mates.

Two days ago he told us about his imaginary friend and about his rental car, a gay Prius.

Imaginary friend? I don't think so. All you need to do is to flick through the photos on DPF's facebook page and you know that DPF doesn't have to make up mates.

Then Slater looks back to 2008 when Farrar was keeping a different kind of company.

Back then he was on a boys trip, now he is travelling with his imaginary friend, who allegedly votes Greens.

Come on Slater; it doesn't matter who you vote for. Mates are mates. Back in 2008 Farrar was hanging with his mates, a German Girl and a Ginga Ninja.

We need photos to see what has addled his brains so much. My readers don’t believe David P. Farrar. We want photographic evidence.

We believe you David but we wouldn't say no to seeing some holiday snaps.

Giggling about Orgasms

Farrar is having a good ol' time with his mate Anna.

So I asked Anna to grab the iPad from the glove box and to google for the UK speed limit on motorways. She grabs the iPad and opens Sarfari. Then just as she starts typing she starts giggling and asks why my last Google search was for “clitoral orgasm”. I start pissing myself with laugher because there was in fact an absolutely innocent, yet complicated, reason for why I had googled that term.

DPF explained that reason to Anna but he didn't want to tell us. I guess it's just a joke between mates then.

Heartwarming

A wee gem here

I think it is a good thing that Darren’s friends are sticking hy [sic] him, and supporting him. That is what friends should do.

Wise words.