Farrar Importing UK Flatmates, Entertainment, and Un-Funny Conservative Politics After Recent Overseas Jaunt?

Farrar returns home to a new flatmate who's introduced him to the beauty of British television:

One of the benefits if having a new flatmate is you get to see new TV shows. I’ve just watched for the first time the Chawner family, who feature as the laziest and fattest family in the UK, and Lorraine Kelly’s efforts to change their lives.

The episode was enough to drive him from his self-confessed liberal beliefs into a bout of conservatism:

Having now watched one episode, all I can say is I no longer support universal suffrage.

Perhaps Farrar's just having one of his 'classic' jokes with his mates. However, fat people are still people, Farrar. I mean, we all know that fat jokes are funny and all, but perhaps you're forgetting that your jokes aren't.

Perhaps you'd best stick to blogging politics. 

Mates Laughing at Mates

It appears David's mates like to have a bit of a dig at him on occasion:

I know Farrar personally – people make fun of his girth all the time.

I trust for DPF it is like water off a duck's penguin's back.

Giggling about Orgasms

Farrar is having a good ol' time with his mate Anna.

So I asked Anna to grab the iPad from the glove box and to google for the UK speed limit on motorways. She grabs the iPad and opens Sarfari. Then just as she starts typing she starts giggling and asks why my last Google search was for “clitoral orgasm”. I start pissing myself with laugher because there was in fact an absolutely innocent, yet complicated, reason for why I had googled that term.

DPF explained that reason to Anna but he didn't want to tell us. I guess it's just a joke between mates then.